Bryce 4, Poser 4, Paint Shop Pro 6

Ah, come on, Frank! We're out in the middle of the Sahara, there's not a female in site, and you're worried about a little bald spot? Besides, when Abdul puts the pack on you, no one will be able to see it. Now, stop worrying about it and get in line, we still need to fill up.

My entry for the Golden Camel Awards contest that I held for a couple of years.